Desert Duel Enthusiast Mugs

Cactus Hold Up

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Artists of the wild west.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

100k Desert Crawl

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Sawrd Fighting

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Ship in a Bottle

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."