Digital Duel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Technology hates me.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Businessman fences with three others.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Jesus forgets to save.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'