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Hold on – is our Zoom showdown at high noon central time? Or are you on mountain?

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Sawrd Fighting

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Technology hates me.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Businessman fences with three others.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Jesus forgets to save.

conversing using table tennis technology

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff