Digital Duel Fighter T-Shirts

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Information Tightrope.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Cyberwarfare

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'