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Project Manager Showdown

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Wild West Text Showdown

One-man band - One-man office

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'It's never done that before!'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Uh oh.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills

Spaghetti Eastern

Tempres flared as the right to play through was debated.