Academic Duelist T-Shirts

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Political correctness - the early years

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'It's tough having a judge for a father. I'm grounded for 15 months to life.'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"He's so didactic, and his thinly veiled contempt clearly stems from the diplomacy he employs to keep the class functioning. He's an abominable English teacher!"

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Uh oh.'

Poets Arguing

Ski Lift Duel.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills