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'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Wild West Text Showdown

Jumble Sale

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Dad Dancing.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Political correctness - the early years

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'