Comedic Duelist Pillows

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Wild West Text Showdown

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Jumble Sale

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Dad Dancing.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Political correctness - the early years

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'