Tech Duelist Gifts

Project Manager Showdown

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

One-man band - One-man office

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'It's never done that before!'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Uh oh.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills

Spaghetti Eastern

Tempres flared as the right to play through was debated.