Forum Duelist Gifts

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Political correctness - the early years

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Privacy Forum

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Uh oh.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills

"En garde!"

3 Minutes since you totally overreacted to someone's online post

"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."