Forum Duelist Pillows

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Sam Jackson

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Political correctness - the early years

Privacy Forum

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Social Media Attacks.

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Uh oh.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills

"En garde!"

3 Minutes since you totally overreacted to someone's online post