Dictionary Duelist Gifts

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Project Manager Showdown

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Samuel Johnson

Political correctness - the early years

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'What does unaware mean?'

Social Media Attacks.

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'