Dictionary Duelist Gifts

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Political correctness - the early years

Samuel Johnson

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

Dictionary Publishing Inc. May I have a word with you?

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'What does unaware mean?'

Social Media Attacks.