Golf Duelist Gifts

Tempres flared as the right to play through was debated.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Wild West Text Showdown

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Sam Jackson

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Political correctness - the early years

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'You want a piece of me?'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'I'll be with you in a minute.'