Golf Duelist Pillows

Tempres flared as the right to play through was debated.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Political correctness - the early years

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'I'll be with you in a minute.'