Playful Duelist Gifts

Ski Lift Duel.

'Do you think that's wise?'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"More helium."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Wild West Text Showdown

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Air Sitar.

Pogo Cellist

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Sam Jackson

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Political correctness - the early years

Adult Magician

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Helium Guitar Festival

'You want a piece of me?'