Office Duelist Gifts

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

I'd rather be at the office.

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Plumbing Company Executive

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Political correctness - the early years

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.