Office Duelist Mugs

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Project Manager Showdown

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

The Workaholics Building

Wild West Text Showdown

I'd rather be at the office.

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Plumbing Company Executive

Political correctness - the early years

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Uh oh.'