Intellectual Duelist Gifts

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Science Snobs

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Political correctness - the early years

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

You! Are thick magazine.

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

'If the poor are getting poorer, does that make us richer in relative, absolute or emotional terms?'

Brain vs heart

Radical Think Tank

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

Social Media Attacks.

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

'When television insults Walter's intelligence, he insults it right back.'