Intellectual Duelist Pillows

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Science Snobs

Wild West Text Showdown

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Political correctness - the early years

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

You! Are thick magazine.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

'If the poor are getting poorer, does that make us richer in relative, absolute or emotional terms?'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Radical Think Tank

Brain vs heart

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

'When television insults Walter's intelligence, he insults it right back.'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

'Uh oh.'

Poets Arguing