Technology Tussler T-Shirts

Man with no username.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Musical Fight

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Tug the Toggle

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"Why is it okay if they deliberately leave it down, but if we accidentally leave it vertical it's an unforgiveable sin?"

'I would've been ready earlier but after replying to email, checking cell phone messages, and adding Myspace friends, I forgot who you were.'

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

"Mom, shouldn't you take something more nourishing for lunch than your Blackberry?"

Spaghetti Eastern

'You are where you are.'

Information superhighway/historical route.

'Dad cant help me with my homework. He's a technophobe.'

Chimney sweeps.

'It's not easy to eat breakfast, text, conduct a conference call and drive at the same time...but I did it!'

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"

Self-Quarantine Derangement Syndrom