Tech-turtle T-Shirts

Drat! I forgot my password again!

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Speed Dating for Turtles

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

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Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The Stripper

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Turtle Home

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Turtle nude painting.