Tech Turbulence Traveler T-Shirts

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Moses on the web

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Meet the new factory manager.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

The segway RV.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

All Major Cash Honored.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Caveman at Computer

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?