Tech-turtle Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

The Stripper

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Turtle Home

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Turtle nude painting.

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."