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Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Computer Frustration

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

God creates humans.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Internet crap.

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

PC spits mud out

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'