Techy Tails Pillows

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

Polly txt speak

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

GPS Shoes

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

Antenna Yoga.

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

Dog to other: 'I have to do my business outside now that we've switched to paperless.'