Techie Squirrel Pillows

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Sport

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'He's our Spam expert!'

Where steel wool comes from.

You're being watched.

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"I start with the main work, then knock off 20 or so preliminary sketches."

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

The Grazer App