Tailored Techy Tails Pillows

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"You're amazing!"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'Data Dude' magazine.

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Squirrel Salon

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

GPS Shoes

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Antenna Yoga.

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

Call Waiting for Godot.

'Now say 'please'.'

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

"It's something new, it's a hat-top."

Friends forever.

'I need a cellphone that I'd look good yelling into.'