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Rodin, the surfer.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The Googler

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Sculptor's chippings

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Ice-Cube-IV

Artistic license.

One-man band - One-man office

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Garbage in, great books out."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Igloo Windfarm.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Potter

'Show off!'

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

Caution Falling Rocks

'Best Seller'

"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

Well, Whatever the artist is trying to say, it doesn't compute with me!