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'This isn't a fortune cookie. It's a WikiLeak!'

'Oh Dear...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

$1: Family Secrets

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

New York Netherworld

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Two men converse secretively

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Curiosity'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

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