Squirrel Spectator Prints

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."