Squirrel Observer Mugs

Life's a bench.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"You've changed."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Squirrel on the beach

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...