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"i told you hardwood floors were a big mistake."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Caliologist

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'You've got lot toe!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Indian summer.

Shoe Whore

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"