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"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Caliologist

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'You've got lot toe!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Factominiums."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Quilting Bee.