Flip-flops Pillows

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Shoes Make The Man

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You should consider buying."

Cheerleaders

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Real estate.

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

Lost a sandal?

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

Swimmer

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.