Slipper Aficionado Gifts

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Kitten Slippers

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Cowboy Slippers

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"I thought these might liven up our evening."

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

Swimmer

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'