Slipper Fetch Aficionado Gifts

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Tired of fetching?'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

A dog and a robot dog

Man throwing stick for dog

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Steroids.'