Slipper Fetch Aficionado T-Shirts

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Frizzbee statue.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

A dog and a robot dog

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'Steroids.'

Man throwing stick for dog

"Not until you fetch the other one."