Life-long Jogger Gifts

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Running

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Jogging...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Treadmillstone

Health

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Teddy jogging

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.