Life-long Jogger Prints

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Jogging...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Running

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Treadmillstone

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Teddy jogging

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"