Senior Jogger Gifts

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Running

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Senior PGA Moment.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

Christmas tree for runners.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"