Dedicated Joggers Gifts

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Olympic Torch Training

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Cross-country knitting.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Stampede!!'

Second to Nun

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

'Here comes the 7:15...'

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Don't forget bib number!"

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.