Mindful Jogger Gifts

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Uptight End"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Running

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Health

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

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Meditation Center

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'Here comes the 7:15...'

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'