Singles Clubbers Gifts

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Drinking Companions

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"I fancy tall men."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Shingles Bar.

Scrabble night.

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

'So-what's your problem?'

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

'The club wants to know if we would like to go square dancing tonight?'

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

Post-pandemic night club.