Singles Clubbers Gifts

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Drinking Companions

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"I fancy tall men."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Forget it, they're gay.'

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Shingles Bar.

Scrabble night.

'So-what's your problem?'

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

'The club wants to know if we would like to go square dancing tonight?'

Post-pandemic night club.

Garrick club. Men's men only.