Lonely Hearts Club Enthusiast Prints

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

La Table

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

ONE HORSE TOWN

"The club scene is really changing."

Drinking Companions

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Snub Marine

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

"Plenty of fish"

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

Nerd night at the club.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'