Broken Hearts Club Prints

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

ONE HORSE TOWN

Drinking Companions

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Snub Marine

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'This time you hold the nail!'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Recently separated."

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Insert Bad Life Here

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

This place already got on my nerves...

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'