Healing Heart Club Member Prints

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Roasted Peppers

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Heart Health Levels

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Safe driver.

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Snub Marine

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Angiogram.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'