Health Club Member Prints

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Crisis at the health club.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.