Health Club Goer Prints

Crisis at the health club.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Vaccine passport required

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Red Hat Society.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

The World of Exercise Equipment.

'This is just the warm up.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Ok, I'll meet you at the Optimist Club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

In a reverse universe. We say it's a wine drinking club, but the wine is really just an excuse to get together and discuss books.

Shingles Bar.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'