Health Club Goer T-Shirts

Crisis at the health club.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Vaccine passport required

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

The World of Exercise Equipment.

'This is just the warm up.'

Shingles Bar.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Angry golfer with gun