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"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"The club scene is really changing."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Body Building

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Keep fit.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'That's our group plan.'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

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