Health Club Enthusiasts Gifts

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Keep fit.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'That's our group plan.'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'